|Can't sleep so here's a damn meme
||[Nov. 3rd, 2007|08:46 am]
|||||Please Don't Touch - Motorhead||]|
There is some sort of monstrous moose/dog/werewolf howling outside my house and it is freaking my shit out.
So I cannot sleep.
So I have done a fucking meme.
As an added bonus, I hate the word "meme" used in this way because it implies that what you are about to read is cultural information that will in some way enrich the lives of others. It's not. It's just some crap about me.
Five jobs I have had in my life:
2. Library Clerk
3. Nightclub Security
4. Shitty Retail Job #127
5. Art Director/ Graphic Designer
Five movies I've watched more than once:
1. Boondock Saints
3. The Devil's Rejects
5. Big Trouble in Little China
Five places I have lived (in order):
1. Washington D.C.
2. Heidelberg, Germany
3. Philadelphia, PA.
4. Atlanta, GA
5. In constant peril
Five T.V. Shows that I watch:
1. WWE Raw
2. No Reservations
4. Venture Brothers
5. Ninja Warrior
Five places I have been:
1. San Francisco, CA
2. Las Vegas, NV
3. Phoenix, AZ
4. Denver, CO.
Five people who email me (regularly):
Five of my favorite foods:
3. Brie & Crackers
4. Hot & Sour Soup
5. Nuts - all kinds, I am equal opportunity. Insert joke about how I love to have nuts in my mouth all the time.
Five places I would rather be right now:
1. On a boat
2. At the Beach
3. At an open bar
4. On stage
5. In Nik's pants
Things I am looking forward to in the upcoming year:
1. Going to Work
2. Coming home to my honey
3. Doing some art
4. Being Awesome
5. Kicking some ass
1. Is there someone you wanna date right now?
Yes, but Nathan Explosion is a cartoon character, so I will settle for Nik, which is almost the same thing.
2. Name one annoying thing:
Oh, nonononononono. You know how junkies can't "just have one fix?" Well I can't just name one annoying thing.
4. What is your name?
5. Name a quote from the song your listening to?
I woke up drunk, you know I felt like Eskimo Nell
6. How is life going for you right now?
CAN'T SLEEP WEREWOLVES OUTSIDE FUCK
8. Are you keeping a secret from someone that needs to know the truth?
9. What is the last text message you received?
Diane: "Fucking Douchebag Cocklicker"
10. What do you think of your sibling(s)?
Don't have any
11. What was the reason you last cried?
When I heard Robert Goulet passed away. So sue me, I'm gay for old actors. Before that: PMS + Stomach Flu
12. What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?
13. Last time you couldn't take your eyes off someone?
My honey, this morning. It's so hard to leave him in the morning. I think he's fucking dreamy.
14. What do most people call you?
Well, I prefer Becky, but most people call me Snatchy O'Cuntington. What the fuck kind of question is that?
15. Who is your celebrity crush?
I'm SO glad you asked!
Kurt Russell, Triple H, Lemmy, Zakk Wylde, Rob Zombie, Kris Kristofferson, Doyle, Hank Von Helvette, Billy Connoly, Josie Scott, young Marlon Brando, Chris Jericho, Nathan Explosion
16. Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them
Nope, you pretty much get one or the other.
17. What do you think of people who don't have sex before marriage?
I believe they are a myth, like Sasquatch and the Chupacabra.
24. How did you meet the 9th and 20th person in your phone?
9th: I met Chad Brown when he got bitten by a radioactive spider. I was the spider.
20th: Grandma?? fuck, I'm not sure we've ever formally been introduced...
25. How old are they?
"They?" You mean "THEM"?? The giant ants?
26. Who will you see tomorrow?
27. Have you ever been cheated on?
Well sure, who hasn't?
28. All/most girls are ______?
29. Where will you drive when you drive next?
To tha liqah sto'
30. Do you listen to loud music while your driving?
Oh my, yes.
34. When was the last time you went to the mall?
like a week ago?
33. What'd you buy?
A shiny new wheel bearing! Oh boy!!
34. Do you give out second chances too easily?
Fuck that, I don't give out first chances anymore.
35. Where was your last car ride to and from?
Home from work! 2 and a half hours to go 20 miles! Kick ass!
36. Last serious conversation with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
You mean like "you seriously need to get up and go to work."
or maybe "I seriously want to stab that cretin right in the fucking neck. Will you come see me in prison?"
37. Do you hold grudges?
Only against the cretins I want to stab in the fucking neck
39. Felt that no one compared to you?
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art as hot and sticky.
40. Had plans and broke them?
When plans break, I fix them.
41. Believe in the phrase "Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today?"
Fuck a bag of that. Life is too short to bust ass.
42. Whats the last book you read?
Rant by Chuck Palahniuk
43. What are you reading now?
Bone in the Throat by Anthony Bourdain
44. Are you a tease?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... what is the opposite of a tease? Is there even a nice way to say that?
45. Who are you jealous of?
People who look fantastic all the time and have enough money to pay all the bills and still buy their boyfriend presents for no reason.
48. What can always make you laugh?
my bestest friends, my little dog,
And most of all, Nik. He makes me LOL IRL OMG WTF BBQ.
50. Where do you see yourself in 4 years?
Looking fantastic all the time and having enough money to pay all the bills and still buy my boyfriend presents for no reason.