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Can't sleep so here's a damn meme [Nov. 3rd, 2007|08:46 am]
[mood |awake]
[music |Please Don't Touch - Motorhead]

There is some sort of monstrous moose/dog/werewolf howling outside my house and it is freaking my shit out.
So I cannot sleep.
So I have done a fucking meme.
As an added bonus, I hate the word "meme" used in this way because it implies that what you are about to read is cultural information that will in some way enrich the lives of others. It's not. It's just some crap about me.

Five jobs I have had in my life:
1. Actor
2. Library Clerk
3. Nightclub Security
4. Shitty Retail Job #127
5. Art Director/ Graphic Designer

Five movies I've watched more than once:
1. Boondock Saints
2. Snatch
3. The Devil's Rejects
4. Vertigo
5. Big Trouble in Little China

Five places I have lived (in order):
1. Washington D.C.
2. Heidelberg, Germany
3. Philadelphia, PA.
4. Atlanta, GA
5. In constant peril

Five T.V. Shows that I watch:
1. WWE Raw
2. No Reservations
3. Heroes
4. Venture Brothers
5. Ninja Warrior

Five places I have been:
1. San Francisco, CA
2. Las Vegas, NV
3. Phoenix, AZ
4. Denver, CO.
5. Disneyland

Five people who email me (regularly):
1. DestructoDeluxo/Slash/Nik
2. Mom
3. Diane
4. Mike
5. Katie

Five of my favorite foods:
1. Sushi
2. Guacamole
3. Brie & Crackers
4. Hot & Sour Soup
5. Nuts - all kinds, I am equal opportunity. Insert joke about how I love to have nuts in my mouth all the time.

Five places I would rather be right now:
1. On a boat
2. At the Beach
3. At an open bar
4. On stage
5. In Nik's pants

Things I am looking forward to in the upcoming year:
1. Going to Work
2. Coming home to my honey
3. Doing some art
4. Being Awesome
5. Kicking some ass


1. Is there someone you wanna date right now?
Yes, but Nathan Explosion is a cartoon character, so I will settle for Nik, which is almost the same thing.

2. Name one annoying thing:
Oh, nonononononono. You know how junkies can't "just have one fix?" Well I can't just name one annoying thing.

4. What is your name?
Pirate Becky

5. Name a quote from the song your listening to?
I woke up drunk, you know I felt like Eskimo Nell

6. How is life going for you right now?

8. Are you keeping a secret from someone that needs to know the truth?
Fuck no.

9. What is the last text message you received?
Diane: "Fucking Douchebag Cocklicker"

10. What do you think of your sibling(s)?
Don't have any

11. What was the reason you last cried?
When I heard Robert Goulet passed away. So sue me, I'm gay for old actors. Before that: PMS + Stomach Flu

12. What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?

13. Last time you couldn't take your eyes off someone?
My honey, this morning. It's so hard to leave him in the morning. I think he's fucking dreamy.

14. What do most people call you?
Well, I prefer Becky, but most people call me Snatchy O'Cuntington. What the fuck kind of question is that?

15. Who is your celebrity crush?
I'm SO glad you asked!
Kurt Russell, Triple H, Lemmy, Zakk Wylde, Rob Zombie, Kris Kristofferson, Doyle, Hank Von Helvette, Billy Connoly, Josie Scott, young Marlon Brando, Chris Jericho, Nathan Explosion

16. Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them
Nope, you pretty much get one or the other.

17. What do you think of people who don't have sex before marriage?
I believe they are a myth, like Sasquatch and the Chupacabra.

24. How did you meet the 9th and 20th person in your phone?
9th: I met Chad Brown when he got bitten by a radioactive spider. I was the spider.
20th: Grandma?? fuck, I'm not sure we've ever formally been introduced...

25. How old are they?
"They?" You mean "THEM"?? The giant ants?

26. Who will you see tomorrow?
My beloved

27. Have you ever been cheated on?
Well sure, who hasn't?

28. All/most girls are ______?

29. Where will you drive when you drive next?
To tha liqah sto'

30. Do you listen to loud music while your driving?
Oh my, yes.

34. When was the last time you went to the mall?
like a week ago?

33. What'd you buy?
A shiny new wheel bearing! Oh boy!!

34. Do you give out second chances too easily?
Fuck that, I don't give out first chances anymore.

35. Where was your last car ride to and from?
Home from work! 2 and a half hours to go 20 miles! Kick ass!

36. Last serious conversation with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
You mean like "you seriously need to get up and go to work."
or maybe "I seriously want to stab that cretin right in the fucking neck. Will you come see me in prison?"

37. Do you hold grudges?
Only against the cretins I want to stab in the fucking neck

39. Felt that no one compared to you?
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art as hot and sticky.

40. Had plans and broke them?
When plans break, I fix them.

41. Believe in the phrase "Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today?"
Fuck a bag of that. Life is too short to bust ass.

42. Whats the last book you read?
Rant by Chuck Palahniuk

43. What are you reading now?
Bone in the Throat by Anthony Bourdain

44. Are you a tease?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... what is the opposite of a tease? Is there even a nice way to say that?

45. Who are you jealous of?
People who look fantastic all the time and have enough money to pay all the bills and still buy their boyfriend presents for no reason.

48. What can always make you laugh?
my bestest friends, my little dog,
And this:
Married To The Sea
And most of all, Nik. He makes me LOL IRL OMG WTF BBQ.

50. Where do you see yourself in 4 years?
Looking fantastic all the time and having enough money to pay all the bills and still buy my boyfriend presents for no reason.
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Chris Benoit [Jun. 26th, 2007|02:09 am]
[mood |sadsad]

Tonight I found out Chris Benoit, one of my favorite wrestlers, was found dead in his home with his family. He lived outside Atlanta about 30 miles from us. Apparently they are investigating it as a double murder-suicide, but no one is saying who they think is the murderer, or the cause of death. It is very strange and out of character for anything like this to happen to him.

No matter what happened, wrestling lost someone extremely talented and well loved and respected by everyone he met, from the guys he fought for the title, to the bouncers at the clubs he went to ( i.e. The Wolfman)

Chris Benoit will be missed.

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someone always has to fuck with you [Jun. 25th, 2007|02:31 am]
[mood |angryangry]

So when i lost my house, i called my dad to tell him what was going on. he couldn't talk right then because he was with my grandmother, who had that morning just gone into the hospital.

this past week she passed away, and I am pretty upset. I only got to see her once in the past 8 years because of money and work or lack of work and i am beating myself up for that constantly. She was pretty fucking amazing, all things considered, I am going to miss her.

put that on top of having a new job where i am killing myself to show them they made a good decision by hiring me, and you will find that I am less than functional.

Nik got friday night off, which was awesome since i will be out of town this weekend for the funeral, and i don't get to see him during the week because i work days and he works nights. He is the only person that can make me fell better right now, and i really really really needed extra time with him.

but, you know, to balance that kindness out, they called him in to work tonight. and it wasn't just "hey, can you work?" it had to be "who's working? is it you? I don't know! well someone has to be here! no one will answer their phone! omg! drama!!!!"

so of course, he went to work. because someone made up some scenario where he had to get there or the world would end.

I went out to run errands and see friends today because i was sure i'd get to see him when i got home. but i don't get to, because someone, somewhere didn't feel like working their shift. i sure as hell wouldn't have gone out if i knew he had to work tonight.

does this sound petty and selfish?? that's because it fucking is, and i get to be selfish every once in a blue fucking moon

All i want in the whole world is to sleep in the same bed with Nik.
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i hate moving [Apr. 15th, 2007|01:07 am]
wow, do i hate moving under any circumstances.


we're getting an extended stay hotel till we can get a place to move into.
all is well.

Mike and Diane are taking Peaches till we get a place, and for that, they are even more awesome than usual.

Everyone given us help, suggestions, good vibes etc:
Thank you so much
Nik and I appreciate it more than we can say

We're not out of the woods by a long shot, but things seem to be moving along at a good pace.

And that is your update for the night!

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emergency [Apr. 14th, 2007|06:17 am]
we need places to stay

2 separate people in 2 separate places or 2 people together in one place.

can anyone help?
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Need a place to live immediately - Emergency [Apr. 12th, 2007|10:50 pm]
Our home has been foreclosed on.
we got no notice and we did not get out day in court.
we knew it was coming sometime, but we did not know when, nor did we expect the sherriff to show up at our house.

Thank god Nik was home and he talked them into giving us until monday.

we need a place to stay short term, and we need a place to stay long term

we are in a bad bad situation

Please, if you have a place we could stay in the atlanta area, or know of anyone who we could rent from (credit checks are pretty much impossible, obviously)
please let me know

we have cash. we just need a chance.

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I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch [Apr. 3rd, 2007|12:05 am]
[mood |accomplished]
[music |Where Eagles Dare - Misfits]























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Wooo! [Mar. 30th, 2007|02:14 am]
[mood |impressedimpressed]

I stole this link from whisper_jeff

But it turns out the story is from McLean High, where I went to High School!


Maybe now schools will be more careful about creating intelligent, well informed, morally grounded students who stand behind thier beliefs. Heh.

It just goes to show, they want you to test well, they don't actually want you to be smart.


Pirate Becky
McLean High Class of 1993
Honors Society
Drama Club, President
Science Fiction and Fantasy Club, Vice President
JV Women's Football
Debate Team
Young Libertarians Society
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ZOD! [Mar. 28th, 2007|03:11 am]
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |the wolfman's melodius voice]

Today, eternalredneck told me that my beloved destructodeluxo looks like a crazed General Zod.

Fucking astounding.

I will never be able to go to sleep when he is at home again.
Seriously. It's like having a ticking time bomb on the sofa.


-Pirate Becky
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damnit [Mar. 18th, 2007|11:26 pm]
you ever just get how you miss your mom?

well, I miss my mom.

other than that:

I have a mess of interviews this week. wish me luck!
that's all.
have a good night!!
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